Sunday, October 27, 2013

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Tweet 'Em

I recently set up my own Twitter account. It's something I resisted doing for a long time, partly because of the fact that I had to practically arm-wrestle some of my students in order to get them to stop Tweeting during class.

I also noticed that several people on Twitter post pictures of themselves, which is one of the reasons I never joined Facebook. I am not photogenic AT ALL, because I think I look like a cartoon character who hasn't slept in five days, drinks too much coffee, and would rather use her hairbrush to throw it at someone who cut in front of her in line than to use it to brush her hair.

I also read other people's Tweets, which said stuff like "Watching TV" and "Just bought a new shirt" or "I'm eating pizza right now." Several celebrities who shall remain nameless respond to their fans on Twitter, but then most of their Tweets just say stuff like, "Thanks for watching!" and "Happy Birthday, Fan Whose Name I'll Forget in Two Seconds!" If I really want to read something that makes me bored, I'll go back to reading the scholarly books and articles for my dissertation. I don't see why it's necessary to Tweet about every single thing I'm doing, especially because then I'd just be Tweeting something like, "Listening to Miley Cyrus' new song for the twentieth time." (What? I like her!)

But I started reading Tweets by people like Conan O'Brien, who posts at least one hilarious Tweet a day. I also noticed that several writers I admire are on Twitter, like Joyce Carol Oates, Anne Lamott, Jen Lancaster, Dave Barry, and Amy Tan. The cool thing about that is that I don't have to wait until their next book to come out before I can read something else that they wrote.

I also thought that maybe Twitter would be good writing practice. I've had writer's block lately, and I thought that maybe a Tweet could turn into a blog post or I could even use it in one of my manuscripts.

So I'm on Twitter now. I had to put "Weird Workaholic" as my username, because "Neurotic Workaholic" was apparently too long. (I kind of wanted to put "Weird Al Workaholic", but that would've been too long too.) I suppose I AM pretty weird, because I don't know a lot of other thirty-two-year-olds who listen to Miley Cyrus or who plot revenge (usually my plots include whoopee cushions or water balloons) against people who annoy her.

I've written about Twitter before and included my own Tweets in previous blog posts, so I may "recycle" some of those Tweets. But I also came up with some new Tweets, because there's always something ELSE for me to obsess over. I'm not posting any pictures of myself, though, because I don't want any of my students, classmates, or professors to know who "Neurotic Workaholic" is. I also really do think I look like a sleep-deprived, misanthropic, and caffeine-addicted cartoon character.

What about you? Are you on Twitter? If you are, what kinds of things do you Tweet about? If you're not on Twitter, what made you decide not to set up your own account?

By the way, you can check out my Twitter page here.

16 comments:

  1. Welcome to the Twitterverse. I do enjoy following people who make me laugh. I'm not much of a tweeter, but I use it to help promote friends.

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    1. Hi Leslie,
      I often read the funny Tweets, especially Conan's, when I'm having a tough day or when I need a break from grading papers. And thanks for following me on Twitter!

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  2. I'm in twitter! I tweet a lot about drinking. Following you in 3...2...1

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    1. Hi Gia,
      Thanks for the follow! I'll probably tweet a lot about drinking too (and by drinking, I mean Coke and coffee).

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  3. I saw you on there and was happy to follow you back. I personally love Twitter but don't go on as much as I used to. I just think it's fun.

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    1. Hi Karen,
      Thanks for following me! Twitter is fun. Now I can rant whenever I want. :)

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  4. Oh! I'm going to go find you right now! I don't tweet very much, but I do enjoy reading other's tweets. Especially when editors and agents start tweeting advice, or their wish lists! :)

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    1. Hi Rachel,
      Thanks for following! And I didn't even consider the fact that editors and agents are Tweeting; I'll look them up too!

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  5. Thanks for following me on Twitter - I look forward to hearing all about Miley Cyrus and pizza eating from you! I like Twitter, but not as much as Facebook. I'm not so good at interacting on Twitter but I try my best. The best advice is to use it which ever way you feel comfortable - it's supposed to be fun :-)

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    1. Hi Annalisa,
      Thanks for following me too! I like Miley Cyrus; you'd think I'd have outgrown pop music by now. You'd think, right? :) And so far Twitter has been a lot of fun; it's easier to write a few Tweets at a time than a blog post.

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  6. Awesome! I'll look you up. Some tweets are really wonderful. I enjoy scrolling through Twitter because I almost always get a laugh. Have fun!

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    1. Hi Emily,
      Thanks for following me! I found other funny Twitter feeds too; when I need a break from studying, those Tweets will be a welcome distraction.

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  7. Once you get into it, it's a time suck. Wish I had as many funny things to tweet as you do. I'll have to settle for snickering at yours. Which does not, by the way, including actual Snickers. Thought I should be clear, since we're both so unabashedly fixated on junk food.

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    1. Hi Abigail,
      I actually have a Snickers bar in my candy stash right now. :) Even though Twitter does take up time, it's a good stress reliever; my dissertation has been weighing me down, so reading other people's Tweets makes me feel better.

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  8. Oh, you're on Twitter! Are we friends? I love Twitter! It's a thousand times better than Facebook.
    I blabbed about how great it is on our Forum: http://community.compuserve.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?msg=78041.3&nav=messages&webtag=ws-books#a3

    (I'm denizbevan on Twitter)

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    1. Hi Deniz,
      I like Twitter better than Facebook too, especially because I don't have to post any pictures of myself on Twitter. And now we're Twitter and blogger friends, because I'm following you on Twitter now! Off to check out what you wrote on the forum...

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